Prologue: Cartoon Network in TroubleEdit
Opens to a very classy library in which a figure is seen sitting on an arm chair and smoking a pipe that blows bubbles. We zoom in on the figure, revealing the Red Guy.
Red Guy: "Hello, it's me, your narrator for the evening. And I thank you very much for purchasing this very video game! A fellow fan of the Cartoon Network, eh? Well, you're in luck! For today... Well, I was going to do a reading of War and Peace..."
Red Guy holds up War and Peace.
Red Guy: "But have ya SEEN this book? It's like A GAJILLION PAGES LONG!"
He throws it away, followed by the sound of crashing and a cat screeching.
Red Guy: "So instead, I just thought we'd just watch some silly cartoons." (Pulls out a remote) "So FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, KIDS!"
Red Guy turns to the television in the room and flicks it on to show the Crystal Gems.
Red Guy: "OOH, Steven Universe! I love this show! Oh, is this the one guest starring Uncle Grandpa?"
It then reveals Garnet is fighting Vilgax.
Red Guy: "...HEY, wait a minute here! Something doesn't seem right."
Red Guy changes the channel to the Kids Next Door treehouse with the Gem Warship hovering outside it.
Red Guy: "Ah, Kids Next Door! ...To that GIANT HAND in the sky! I don't remember THAT on the show!"
The Red Guy keeps flipping with numerous scenarios, including Finn and Jake with Ben Tennyson, Chowder and Scooby-Doo running from Ice King, and Tom and Jerry being hugged to death by Bubbles. He then throws the remote on the ground and stands in his chair.
Red Guy: "OKAY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE!? IS THERE SOMETHING I'M MISSING?"
Off-Screen Voice: (Clears throat)
Red Guy: "Huh?"
The Red Guy is suddenly beaned in the head with a book that knocks him and his chair over. He looks at the book, titled "Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion 2 storyline".
Red Guy: "Oh, the story mode! Now I get it! Boy, is my face red." (Laughs)
Red Guy butt-walks in front of the television and opens the book.
Red Guy: "Well, let's begin, shall we?"